Virtual Friend

Autumn leaves we treat as litter

People living on a bench

Childhood friends who lost contact

Fallen soldiers in a trench

By the way are you watching?

How the world says goodbye

Plastic islands in the ocean

Violent storms drop atom bombs

Hidden women walking slowly

Desperate men sings sacred songs

By the way are you watching?

How the world says goodnight

City boy selling countries

Surgeons lifting sagging skin

Sitting by software windows

Trying to find a virtual friend

By the way are you watching?

How the world says farewell

Aye aye, Cap'n

How to make a good movie better.

皮卡不在乎

皮卡丘：我第一次听说过这个名字的时候我现在还记得很清楚。那时我在读初中，有一天从下课回家见到我弟弟在电视上看卡通片。我连书包都没放就站着陪他看，看着看着问他在看什么。显然，我弟弟已经很了解了，他跟我说：“小朋友，这是口袋妖怪，共有150个。这个小黄鼠叫皮卡丘，体力3分、速度8分、电力9分。他是最流行的口袋妖怪之一，你记好呀。”从那以后我成为了口袋妖怪迷，每天3:30回家跟他一起面对着电视台看。我是先看过电视剧然后上瘾了电子游戏，很快以后能够像我弟弟背数据一样厉害。喷火龙：体力8分，速度2分，火力10分。卡咪龟：体力6分，速度7分，水力8分。

口袋妖怪就在那个时候开始非常受欢迎的，十几年后还能看到火爆的结果。到处都能见到各种广告、产品：玩具、衣服、食物、甚至汽车设计也有人被口袋妖怪影响到。同时，超越任何对手以达到国际声誉作为成功的顶峰，皮卡丘在享受天神的地位。可是，过了那么长时间他不可能没变化吧。今天看见的图片肯定是他小时候的。就是说，除了我以外有没有别人想过他目前的状态？在流行文化中他已消失了；我认为数百万的皮卡丘迷在好奇他到底是否仍然存在。

所以，今天我为大家去研究一下找点新闻。作为决心的记者，我经过许多礼拜不停的日夜搜索，终于找到皮卡丘的下落，提供一个更新的照片给全世界分享看。并且，我去了拜访他直接问了几个面试问题……可惜，他变化太大了，我们见面时我以为认错人。不过，我恐怕告诉你们，原来他一直宅在家里无精打采、发酒疯。沉醉在他过去的荣耀，他成为了很可怜的一个小胖黄鼠。一遇到他目前失败有关的问题，他唯一的回答就是：“至少我不用交电费。”

对不起，各位小孩儿。我再也别那么八卦吧。



















馋熊，记者，疯子之生活；
上海市，6月10号， 星期五，阴。

Dobby

Here lies Dobby, a free elf.

Hotdog Heaven

HAROLD
We're so high right now.
KUMAR
We're not low.
HAROLD
I don't know about you, but I'm hungry as balls.
KUMAR
No shit! Let's eat!

HAROLD bends down and picks up a bunch of delivery menus that have been left on the floor.

KUMAR
Nah, I don't feel like delivery tonight.
HAROLD
What about KFC?
KUMAR
Nah, we've been there too many times. I want something we haven't had in awhile. Something different. Something that'll reeeally hit the spot… I want… the Perfect… food.

……

HAROLD
I want that.
KUMAR
What? A Hotdog Heaven super chili cheese dog?
HAROLD
No. I want that feeling. The feeling that comes over a man when he finally gets exactly what he desires. I NEED that feeling.

Yes Roldy, we all know the feeling…

Saturday, May 7, 2011
DEFEATED...

“ Just spent 5 hours walking around Zhongshan Park looking for a hotdog joint that don't even exist! Serves me right for trusting misguided directions from a Chinese website. Tried to compensate with a 4 patty whopper that jus 东 cut it. With a blister on my toe and feet full of dust from a now dirty pair of crocs, I take the subway home tired and malfed. The things I do in this country for some average joe white food! Today, Shanghai, I admit defeat... you may have won this battle but the war ain't over yet!

Hungry,
CaL ”

Friday, May 27, 2011
VICTORY!
















Hawaiian
Bacon & Cheese
Sauerkraut

Total: ¥30

HAROLD and KUMAR have finished their meals. They both look full and satisfied. Harold takes one last sip of his soda.

HAROLD
Oh...that hit the spot.
KUMAR
It was the best meal of my life.
HAROLD
Mine too.

The two of them sit there, looking at all the empty containers and wrappers.

Mine too, fellas…… Mine too.

CaL 3 Shanghai 1

Hangover

THE WOLFPACK IS BACK, BABY.

Macho Man R.I.P.

Randy Savage 1952-2011